27 Apr 2025 ~ 2 min read
Making new friends can be hard. Sometimes you need to take matters into your own hands.
different. But when you make a friend, you can lean on each other when it's too hard to stand alone. You can solve any puzzle.
Hello! I'm Emily, a software engineer who builds web applications.
Hello! I'm Emily, an engineering type who discovered coding and never looked back. I build things on the web and try to make them not terrible.
Hello! I'm Emily, an engineering type just trying to have a good time. GOD FORBID. Check out my GitHub or LinkedIn, I guess.
Hello! I'm Emily, an engineering type just trying to have a good time. GOD FORBID. I spend my days wrestling with TypeScript, building web applications, and pretending I understand how databases work. When I'm not debugging someone else's "temporary" solution from 2019, you can find me on GitHub committing crimes against clean code, or on LinkedIn maintaining the professional facade.
Hello! I'm Emily, an engineering type just trying to have a good time. GOD FORBID. I spend my days wrestling with TypeScript, building web applications, and pretending I understand how databases work. When I'm not debugging someone else's "temporary" solution from 2019, you can find me questioning my life choices while staring at a screen full of red squiggly lines. I have strong opinions about semicolons, an unhealthy relationship with CSS, and I once spent three hours debugging a problem that was solved by turning it off and on again. My GitHub (emily-flambe) is a monument to my hubris, and my LinkedIn (profile) is a carefully curated lie about how together I have it all. I believe in the Oxford comma, tabs over spaces (fight me), and that there are only two hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.